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Robert Ingersoll produced the following
Christmas list over one hundred years ago.
If I had the power to produce exactly what I want for next
Christmas, I would have all the kings and emperors resign and allow the people to govern
themselves.
I would have all the nobility crop their titles and give their lands back to the people. I
would have the Pope throw away his tiara, take off his sacred vestments, and admit that he
is not acting for God—is not infallible—but is just an ordinary Italian. I would
have all the cardinals, archbishops, bishops, priests and clergymen admit that they know
nothing about theology, nothing about hell or heaven, nothing about the destiny of the
human race, nothing about devils or ghosts, gods or angels. I would have them tell all
their "flocks" to think for themselves, to be manly men and womanly women, and
to do all in their power to increase the sum of human happiness.
I would have all the professors in colleges, all the teachers in schools of every kind,
including those in Sunday schools, agree that they would teach only what they know, that
they would not palm off guesses as demonstrated truths.
I would like to see all the politicians changed to statesmen,—to men who long to make
their country great and free,—to men who care more for public good than private gain—men who long to be of use.
I would like to see all the editors of papers and magazines agree to print the truth and
nothing but the truth, to avoid all slander and misrepresentation, and to let the private
affairs of the people alone.
I would like to see drunkenness and prohibition both abolished.
I would like to see corporal punishment done away with in every home, in every school, in
every asylum, reformatory, and prison. Cruelty hardens and degrades, kindness reforms and
ennobles.
I would like to see the millionaires unite and form a trust for the public good.
I would like to see a fair division of profits between capital and labor, so that the
toiler could save enough to mingle a little June with the December of his life.
I would like to see an international court established in which to settle disputes between
nations, so that armies could be disbanded and the great navies allowed to rust and rot in
perfect peace.
I would like to see the whole world free—free from injustice—free from superstition.
This will do for next Christmas. The following Christmas, I may want more.
The Arena, Boston, December 1897.
Using Ingersoll's list as a starting point, what would add, subtract, or
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