Definition

adj. someone who is both Annoyed and Loud.

n. a hideous political system developed in Iraq in the 2020s in which various nationalities and religious groupings were kept apart by means of electrified razor wire and UN indifference

n. the sound of one hand clapping

n. what proper, well-mannered cooks wear.

n. the deer-holding area of Noah's Ark

n. the historically original, first recorded act of civil insurrection, after which all others are therefore attributed as merely "re-bellions"

pretending to write a blog

n. a small, frankly inadequate bribe.

n. the noise produced from a gathering of horses

Covered in a nice French dressing.

adj. slippery when wet or icy

n. the sense of presence of something sweet and sticky

v. to amplify knowledge in a particular subject

n. an area used exclusively for group sex

n. the state a famous person enters when they disappear from the public eye (e.g. Marlon Brando)

the unenviable state of never being sure

n. the smallest particle of a non-existent object

n. the Greek god of mispronunciation

n. odorless feces

n. Soft padded slippers for horses

n. the process of not being healed by alternative medicine.

n. the unholy, ground glass-based cousin of Kaopectate

n. euthanasia as applied to reptiles.

v. to baptize quickly by over-the-top evangelists

n. elementary mediocrity particle.

n. it sometimes happens when your parents have sex

n. that quality found in a beautiful young woman that turns heads

n. a door which calls out people’s names as they walk through

n. the Mayan god of pan-frying

n. a Chinese gas station

adv. n. Something that has happened within the last 365 days. I have been tested for venereal disease yircenty.

n. An elegant sentence intuitively composed.