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function getaQuote()
{
 var maxQuotes=371;
 var whichQuote=get_random(maxQuotes);
 whichQuote--;

var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)
quote[0]="Justin Bieber";
quote[1]="Adam Sandler";
quote[2]="Harrison Ford";
quote[3]="Harry Potter";
quote[4]="John Lennon";
quote[5]="Robert DeNiro";
quote[6]="Denzel Washington";
quote[7]="Christina Aguilera";
quote[8]="Sylvester Stallone";
quote[9]="Jamie Lee Curtis";
quote[10]="Jennifer Lopez";
quote[11]="Julia Roberts";
quote[12]="George Lucas";
quote[13]="Tom Hanks";
quote[14]="Tiger Woods";
quote[15]="Cher";
quote[16]="Steven Spielberg";
quote[17]="Bruce Willis";
quote[18]="Lady Gaga";
quote[19]="Stephen King";
quote[20]="Shania Twain";
quote[21]="Mike Tyson";
quote[22]="Jim Carrey";
quote[23]="Benjamin Franklin";
quote[24]="John F. Kennedy";
quote[25]="Tom Cruise";
quote[26]="David Letterman";
quote[27]="Jay Leno";
quote[28]="Miss Piggy";
quote[29]="Moses";
quote[30]="Jennifer Aniston";
quote[31]="Woody Allen";
quote[32]="Karl Marx";
quote[33]="Charles Darwin";
quote[34]="Susan B. Anthony";
quote[35]="Emily Dickinson";
quote[36]="Walt Whitman";
quote[37]="Mark Twain";
quote[38]="Jude Law";
quote[39]="Louis Pasteur";
quote[40]="Joan of Arc";
quote[41]="Thomas Edison";
quote[42]="Cameron Diaz";
quote[43]="Babe Ruth";
quote[44]="Queen Victoria";
quote[45]="Angelina Jolie";
quote[46]="Vincent van Gogh";
quote[47]="Diana Ross";
quote[48]="Sigmund Freud";
quote[49]="Brad Pitt";
quote[50]="Madonna";
quote[51]="George Bernard Shaw";
quote[52]="Lance Armstrong";
quote[53]="Henry Ford";
quote[54]="Toulouse-Lautrec";
quote[55]="Marie Curie";
quote[56]="Shaquille O'Neill";
quote[57]="Gertrude Stein";
quote[58]="Pablo Picasso";
quote[59]="John Cleese";
quote[60]="Al Gore";
quote[61]="Charlie Chaplin";
quote[62]="Eve";
quote[63]="Ernest Hemingway";
quote[64]="MC Hammer";
quote[65]="Mickey Mouse";
quote[66]="Sherlock Holmes";
quote[67]="Nancy Drew";
quote[68]="Whoopi Goldberg";
quote[69]="Groucho Marx";
quote[70]="Princess Diana";
quote[71]="Michael Jordan";
quote[72]="Lizzie Borden";
quote[73]="Jimmy Carter";
quote[74]="Eleanor Roosevelt";
quote[75]="Albert Einstein";
quote[76]="Robin Williams";
quote[77]="Hillary Clinton";
quote[78]="Mick Jagger";
quote[79]="Ronald Reagan";
quote[80]="Ringo Starr";
quote[81]="Arnold Schwarzenegger";
quote[82]="Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart";
quote[83]="Big Bird";
quote[84]="Attila the Hun";
quote[85]="Snoop Dogg";
quote[86]="Eli Manning";
quote[87]="Marilyn Monroe";
quote[88]="Lisa Simpson";
quote[89]="50 Cent";
quote[90]="Pete Rose";
quote[91]="Bob Dylan";
quote[92]="Janis Joplin";
quote[93]="Bill Gates";
quote[94]="Cleopatra";
quote[95]="Elvis";
quote[96]="Marie Antoinette";
quote[97]="Alicia Keys";
quote[98]="Bob Dole";
quote[99]="Oprah Winfrey";
quote[100]="Michael Jackson";
quote[101]="Blackbeard the Pirate";
quote[102]="Pocahontas";
quote[103]="O. J. Simpson";
quote[104]="Frank Sinatra";
quote[105]="Dr. Ruth";
quote[106]="Bugs Bunny";
quote[107]="Jay Z";
quote[108]="Aretha Franklin";
quote[109]="Howard Stern";
quote[110]="BB King";
quote[111]="R2D2";
quote[112]="Kramer";
quote[113]="Dr Dre";
quote[114]="George Washington";
quote[115]="Eric Clapton";
quote[116]="Janice Jackson";
quote[117]="James Brown";
quote[118]="Spider-man";
quote[119]="Superman";
quote[120]="Wonder Woman";
quote[121]="The Green Hornet";
quote[122]="The Incredible Hulk";
quote[123]="The Jolly Green Giant";
quote[124]="Batman";
quote[125]="Tarzan";
quote[126]="Oscar Wilde";
quote[127]="Aquaman";
quote[128]="Homer Simpson";
quote[129]="Bart Simpson";
quote[130]="Marge Simpson";
quote[131]="Barney";
quote[132]="Donald Duck";
quote[133]="Goofy";
quote[134]="Daffy Duck";
quote[135]="Elmer Fudd";
quote[136]="X-Men";
quote[137]="your mother";
quote[138]="your father";
quote[139]="your boss";
quote[140]="your competitor";
quote[141]="your spouse";
quote[142]="your worst enemy";
quote[143]="your best friend";
quote[144]="your hero";
quote[145]="your favorite movie star";
quote[146]="your favorite actor";
quote[147]="your favorite scientist";
quote[148]="your favorite teacher";
quote[149]="your favorite leader";
quote[150]="your favorite recording star";
quote[151]="your favorite celebrity";
quote[152]="Richard Feynman";
quote[153]="Stephen Hawking";
quote[154]="Steve Jobs";
quote[155]="Michele Obama";
quote[156]="Barack Obama";
quote[157]="Sandra Bullock";
quote[158]="Conan O'Brien";
quote[159]="Mark Zuckerberg";
quote[160]="Leonardo Da Vinci";
quote[161]="Abraham Lincoln";
quote[162]="Christopher Columbus";
quote[163]="Isaac Newton";
quote[164]="Walt Disney";
quote[165]="Michelangelo";
quote[166]="Martin Luther King";
quote[167]="Napoleon";
quote[168]="Mohammad Ali";
quote[169]="Gandhi";
quote[170]="Ludwig van Beethoven";
quote[171]="Aristotle";
quote[172]="Neil Armstrong";
quote[173]="Mother Teresa";
quote[174]="Thomas Jefferson";
quote[175]="Paul McCartney";
quote[176]="Charles Dickens";
quote[177]="Britney Spears";
quote[178]="Alexander Graham Bell";
quote[179]="Alfred Hitchcock";
quote[180]="Plato";
quote[181]="Socrates";
quote[182]="Dwight D. Eisenhower";
quote[183]="Edgar Allen Poe";
quote[184]="Bill Cosby";
quote[185]="Dr. Seuss";
quote[186]="Charlie Brown";
quote[187]="Ray Charles";
quote[188]="Darth Vader";
quote[189]="Houdini";
quote[190]="Helen Keller";
quote[191]="Clint Eastwood";
quote[192]="Maggie Thatcher";
quote[193]="Eddie Murphy";
quote[194]="Paul Newman";
quote[195]="Bob Hope";
quote[196]="Justin Timberlake";
quote[197]="James Dean";
quote[198]="Magic Johnson";
quote[199]="Michael J. Fox";
quote[200]="Jesse Jackson";
quote[201]="Keith Richards";
quote[202]="Pele";
quote[203]="Meryl Streep";
quote[204]="Beyonce";
quote[205]="Lewis Carrol";
quote[206]="Steve Martin";
quote[207]="Fred Astaire";
quote[208]="Norman Rockwell";
quote[209]="Lucille Ball";
quote[210]="Jane Austen";
quote[211]="Pamela Anderson";
quote[212]="Jessica Simpson";
quote[213]="Miles Davis";
quote[214]="Colin L. Powell";
quote[215]="Vladimir Putin";
quote[216]="Willey Mays";
quote[217]="Hank Aaron";
quote[218]="Mr. Rogers";
quote[219]="Mae West";
quote[220]="Andy Griffith";
quote[221]="Roy Rogers";
quote[222]="Frank Lloyd Wright";
quote[223]="Liberace";
quote[224]="Nathaniel Hawthorne";
quote[225]="Steve Irwin";
quote[226]="W.C. Fields";
quote[227]="Yogi Berra";
quote[228]="John Candy";
quote[229]="Tyra Banks";
quote[230]="Chevy Chase";
quote[231]="Michele Pfeiffer";
quote[232]="Walter Cronkite";
quote[233]="Terry Bradshaw";
quote[234]="Shirley MacLaine";
quote[235]="Carol Burnett";
quote[236]="Julia Child";
quote[237]="Sigourney Weaver";
quote[238]="Henri Mancini";
quote[239]="Andy Rooney";
quote[240]="Alicia Silverstone";
quote[241]="Peyton Manning";
quote[242]="Danny Glover";
quote[243]="Peter Jennings";
quote[244]="Dan Aykroyd";
quote[245]="Chuck Yeager";
quote[246]="Benny Goodman";
quote[247]="Phil Donahue";
quote[248]="Carl Sagan";
quote[249]="Jimmy Conners";
quote[250]="Dan Rather";
quote[251]="Arthur Ashe";
quote[252]="Tom Brokaw";
quote[253]="George Carlin";
quote[254]="Gloria Steinem";
quote[255]="Bob Newhart";
quote[256]="Weird Al Yankovic";
quote[257]="Ross Perot";
quote[258]="your favorite politician";
quote[259]="your favorite author";
quote[260]="your favorite clown";
quote[261]="Charlie Rose";
quote[262]="Pinocchio";
quote[263]="Bambi";
quote[264]="Tin Man";
quote[265]="Cowardly Lion";
quote[266]="Scarecrow";
quote[267]="the Wicked Witch of the West";
quote[268]="Romeo";
quote[269]="Tarzan";
quote[270]="Dorothy Gale";
quote[271]="Ebenezer Scrooge";
quote[272]="Huckleberry Finn";
quote[273]="Hamlet";
quote[274]="King Lear";
quote[275]="Othello";
quote[276]="Macbeth";
quote[277]="Tom Sawyer";
quote[278]="Hercules";
quote[279]="Captain Ahab";
quote[280]="Peter Pan";
quote[281]="Watson";
quote[282]="Alex Trebek";
quote[283]="Felix the Cat";
quote[284]="Boris Badenov";
quote[285]="Woody Woodpecker";
quote[286]="your favorite cartoon character";
quote[287]="Mighty Mouse";
quote[288]="Yogi Bear";
quote[289]="Winnie the Pooh";
quote[290]="Ren";
quote[291]="Stimpy";
quote[292]="Tweety Bird";
quote[293]="Underdog";
quote[294]="Pink Panther";
quote[295]="Fat Albert";
quote[296]="George Jetson";
quote[297]="Betty Boop";
quote[299]="Mr. Magoo";
quote[300]="Scooby-Doo";
quote[301]="Porky Pig";
quote[302]="Eric Cartman";
quote[303]="SpongeBob";
quote[304]="Bullwinkle";
quote[305]="Wile E. Coyote";
quote[306]="Popeye";
quote[307]="The Grinch";
quote[308]="Fred Flintstone";
quote[309]="Bobby Hill";
quote[310]="Holden Caulfield";
quote[311]="Jean Valjean";
quote[312]="Frankenstein";
quote[313]="Don Juan";
quote[314]="Job";
quote[315]="James Bond";
quote[316]="Santa Claus";
quote[317]="Indiana Jones";
quote[318]="Captain Kirk";
quote[319]="Robin Hood";
quote[320]="Kermit the Frog";
quote[321]="Luke Skywalker";
quote[322]="Hulk Hogan";
quote[323]="Shaft";
quote[324]="Buzz Lightyear";
quote[325]="Frodo Baggins";
quote[326]="Noah";
quote[327]="Han Solo";
quote[328]="Dracula";
quote[329]="Mr. Spock";
quote[330]="Buffy Summers";
quote[331]="King Arthur";
quote[332]="Merlin";
quote[333]="Wolverine";
quote[334]="Odysseus";
quote[335]="Scarlett O'Hara";
quote[336]="Elizabeth Bennet";
quote[337]="Atticus Finch";
quote[338]="Beowulf";
quote[339]="Green Lantern";
quote[340]="Yoda";
quote[341]="Catwoman";
quote[342]="Doctor Strange";
quote[343]="Dr. Doom";
quote[344]="The Dude";
quote[345]="Lois Lane";
quote[346]="Rachel Carson";
quote[347]="Clara Barton";
quote[348]="Amelia Earhart";
quote[349]="Hedda Hopper";
quote[350]="Annie Oakley";
//The following current celebrities may need to be replaced or moved above this line
quote[351]="Chris Colfer";
quote[352]="Wael Ghonim";
quote[353]="Joe Stiglitz";
quote[354]="Reed Hastings";
quote[355]="Amy Poehler";
quote[356]="Geoffrey Canada";
quote[357]="Rahm Emanuel";
quote[358]="Angela Merkel";
quote[359]="Julian Assange";
quote[360]="Colin Firth";
quote[361]="Amy Chua";
quote[362]="Michele Bachmann";
quote[363]="Kim Clijsters";
quote[364]="Aung San Suu Kyi";
quote[365]="Cory Booker";
quote[366]="Gabrielle Giffords";
quote[367]="Paul Ryan";
quote[368]="Sarah Palin";
quote[369]="Ai Weiwei";
quote[370]="Dilma Rousseff";
quote[371]="Sue Savage-Rumbaugh";
document.write(quote[whichQuote]);

}

getaQuote();

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