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var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)
quote[0]="Come to Marlboro Country.";
quote[1]="When it rains it pours.";
quote[2]="Coke is it.";
quote[3]="Where do you want to go today?";
quote[4]="The quality goes in before the name goes on.";
quote[5]="Just do it.";
quote[6]="This Bud's for you.";
quote[7]="Muncha buncha Fritos.";
quote[8]="Nothing does it like 7-Up.";
quote[9]="Trust the Midas touch.";
quote[10]="Only from the mind of Minolta.";
quote[11]="The pain stops here.";
quote[12]="America's favorite way to fly.";
quote[13]="I love New York.";
quote[14]="Covers the earth.";
quote[15]="Try it, you'll like it.";
quote[16]="Keep the torch lit.";
quote[17]="What the big boys eat.";
quote[18]="Let the games begin.";
quote[19]="Every inch a lady.";
quote[20]="Won't fill you up or out.";
quote[21]="We fit America.";
quote[22]="Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat.";
quote[23]="Read Time and understand.";
quote[24]="The most trusted name in television.";
quote[25]="Who could ask for anything more?";
quote[26]="They always eat better when you remember the soup.";
quote[27]="Aetna, I'm glad I met ya.";
quote[28]="Bake someone happy.";
quote[29]="99 and 44/100 percent pure.";
quote[30]="Weekends belong to Michelob.";
quote[31]="The total sports network.";
quote[32]="When you need us most, we're at our best.";
quote[33]="The silver bullet.";
quote[34]="We build excitement.";
quote[35]="What? Me worry?";
quote[36]="We try harder.";
quote[37]="Don't be a pale face.";
quote[38]="Beautiful skin begins with Noxema.";
quote[39]="Shaves as close as a blade or your money back.";
quote[40]="The Jordache look.";
quote[41]="The most trusted name in sound.";
quote[42]="Made in Japan by fanatics.";
quote[43]="Our woofers bark, but don't bite.";
quote[44]="As surprising as the people who read it.";
quote[45]="The nation's newspaper.";
quote[46]="I'm worth it.";
quote[47]="Putting you first keeps us first.";
quote[48]="Decide for yourself.";
quote[49]="We'll get you there.";
quote[50]="Just say no.";
quote[51]="Come home to quality.";
quote[52]="More dentists use Lavoris than any other mouthwash.";
quote[53]="They're ouchless.";
quote[54]="Yes.";
quote[55]="Something special in the air.";
quote[56]="The beer that made Milwaukee famous.";
quote[57]="Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.";
quote[58]="I coulda had a V-8!";
quote[59]="Fits the bun, bite for bite.";
quote[60]="When you're playing for keeps.";
quote[61]="The affordable legend.";
quote[62]="Today, something we do will touch your life.";
quote[63]="The great American road belongs to Buick.";
quote[64]="It's not your father's Oldsmobile.";
quote[65]="Think different.";
quote[66]="Think.";
quote[67]="Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?";
quote[68]="Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.";
quote[69]="57 varieties.";
quote[70]="Have you driven a Ford lately?";
quote[71]="Double your pleasure, double your fun.";
quote[72]="Soup is good food.";
quote[73]="Feels so good coming down.";
quote[74]="Only your hairdresser knows for sure.";
quote[75]="We're going your way.";
quote[76]="Pure chewing satisfaction.";
quote[77]="Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?";
quote[78]="Speedy is its middle name.";
quote[79]="It keeps going and going...";
quote[80]="There's something about an Aqua Velvet man.";
quote[81]="I can't believe I ate the whole thing.";
quote[82]="You don't have to be Jewish to love Levi's.";
quote[83]="The copper-top battery.";
quote[84]="I am stuck on Band-Aid, 'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me.";
quote[85]="Live better electrically.";
quote[86]="The light that never fails.";
quote[87]="Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.";
quote[88]="You're in good hands with Allstate.";
quote[89]="We take the world's greatest pictures.";
quote[90]="Squeezably soft.";
quote[91]="Don't squeeze the Charmin.";
quote[92]="Just what the doctor ordered.";
quote[93]="Good to the last drop.";
quote[94]="The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup.";
quote[95]="You're somebody at Dean Witter.";
quote[96]="Only you can prevent forest fires.";
quote[97]="We're fighting for your life.";
quote[98]="Membership has its privileges.";
quote[99]="Don't leave home without it.";
quote[100]="The right choice.";
quote[101]="Everything else is just a light.";
quote[102]="The one and only.";
quote[103]="There's more for your life at Sears.";
quote[104]="Finger lickin' good.";
quote[105]="Ford has a better idea.";
quote[106]="You deserve a break today.";
quote[107]="We bring good things to life.";
quote[108]="The heartbeat of America.";
quote[109]="Quality is job one.";
quote[110]="The one taste you'll never outgrow.";
quote[111]="Get on with it.";
quote[112]="We will sell no wine before its time.";
quote[113]="Merit beats the tar out of Kent.";
quote[114]="Mmmm, mmmm good.";
quote[115]="Soup is good food.";
quote[116]="A mind is a terrible thing to waste.";
quote[117]="If it isn't sharp, it's dull.";
quote[118]="I like Ike.";
quote[119]="Tippecanoe and Tyler, too.";
quote[120]="Built for the human race.";
quote[121]="I can't believe I ate the whole thing.";
quote[122]="Reach out and touch someone.";
quote[123]="It's for you.";
quote[124]="The soap that floats.";
quote[125]="The one to watch.";
quote[126]="If it's Borden's, it's got to be good.";
quote[127]="With a name like Smuckers, it's got to be good.";
quote[128]="You can take Salem out of the country, but you can't take the country out of Salem.";
quote[129]="Come up, come all the way up.";
quote[130]="Winston tastes good like a cigaret should.";
quote[131]="You can be sure if it's Westinghouse.";
quote[132]="Have you had your Phil today?";
quote[133]="Let your fingers do the walking.";
quote[134]="I heard it through the grapevine.";
quote[135]="Not a cough in a carload.";
quote[136]="It only tastes expensive.";
quote[137]="No artificial anything.";
quote[138]="Hey, Culligan man.";
quote[139]="The one to have when you're having more than one.";
quote[140]="It's better in the Bahamas.";
quote[141]="Best glue in the joint.";
quote[142]="Come to where the flavor is.";
quote[143]="Coke is it.";
quote[144]="Join the Pepsi generation.";
quote[145]="Here's to good friends.";
quote[146]="I'd walk a mile for a Camel.";
quote[147]="What'll you have?";
quote[148]="We never sleep.";
quote[149]="When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.";
quote[150]="Where's the beef?";
quote[151]="Have it your way.";
quote[152]="It's a good time for the great taste.";
quote[153]="Fly like an eagle.";
quote[154]="Cleans down to the shine.";
quote[155]="Cool under fire.";
quote[156]="First in lawns.";
quote[157]="Refreshes while you smoke.";
quote[158]="The ultimate driving machine.";
quote[159]="You meet the nicest people on a Honda.";
quote[160]="There's no substitute.";
quote[161]="Show us your Larks.";
quote[162]="Capitalist tool.";
quote[163]="Share the fantasy.";
quote[164]="Every bit as good as a Ritz.";
quote[165]="Keep that school girl complexion.";
quote[166]="Go, go, Goodyear.";
quote[167]="Yabba-dabba-do!";
quote[168]="Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.";
quote[169]="The next best thing to being there.";
quote[170]="Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it.";
quote[171]="Happy motoring.";
quote[172]="It's everywhere you want to be.";
quote[173]="I'd like to teach the world to sing.";
quote[174]="The more you look, the more you like.";
quote[175]="We'll leave the light on for you.";
quote[176]="Fly the friendly skies.";
quote[177]="We love to fly and it shows.";
quote[178]="They're gr-r-reat!";
quote[179]="Kills bugs dead.";
quote[180]="Hearing is believing.";
quote[181]="Best of all, it's a Cadillac.";
quote[182]="Often a bridesmaid, never a bride.";
quote[183]="For those who think young.";
quote[184]="Be all you can be.";
quote[185]="See the USA in your Chevrolet.";
quote[186]="It's going to be an Aviance night.";
quote[187]="How do you spell relief?";
quote[188]="Don't settle for less.";
quote[189]="Make a run for the border.";
quote[190]="The choice of a new generation.";
quote[191]="The choice is taste.";
quote[192]="Take it off, take it all off.";
quote[193]="Take a bite out of crime.";
quote[194]="That's a real Italian meatball.";
quote[195]="Choosey mothers choose Jif.";
quote[196]="Say it with flowers.";
quote[197]="It's the richest kind.";
quote[198]="Nationwide is on your side.";
quote[199]="Sheer energy.";
quote[200]="The closer you shave, the more you need Noxema.";
quote[201]="You've come a long way, baby.";
quote[202]="Bet you can't eat just one.";
quote[203]="Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.";
quote[204]="The quiet company.";
quote[205]="Master the possibilities.";
quote[206]="You can't fool Mother Nature.";
quote[207]="Outstanding. And they are mild.";
quote[208]="Visine gets the red out.";
quote[209]="So complete, all you add is love.";
quote[210]="Babies are our business, our only business.";
quote[211]="Avon calling.";
quote[212]="You can't beat the feeling.";
quote[213]="Fastest tan under the sun.";
quote[214]="There's a Ford in your future.";
quote[215]="Snap, crackle, pop.";
quote[216]="Welcome to the club.";
quote[217]="It's delightful, it's de-lovely, it's DeSoto.";
quote[218]="The nation's innkeeper.";
quote[219]="Now you're playing with power.";
quote[220]="We report to you.";
quote[221]="The fresher refresher.";
quote[222]="The other white meat.";
quote[223]="Does she or doesn't she?";
quote[224]="We make it simple.";
quote[225]="We are driven.";
quote[226]="Drivers wanted.";
quote[227]="Trust your car to the man who wears the star.";
quote[228]="We invented 'once upon a time.'";
quote[229]="Give your cold to Contac.";
quote[230]="Kisses but doesn't tell.";
quote[231]="Welcome to Miller time.";
quote[232]="If you've got the time, we've got the beer.";
quote[233]="Avoid the five o'clock shadow.";
quote[234]="Get a piece of the rock.";
quote[235]="For tired blood.";
quote[236]="Delta is ready when you are.";
quote[237]="Shout it out.";
quote[238]="Ruffles have ridges.";
quote[239]="Just for the taste of it.";
quote[240]="I want my Maypo.";
quote[241]="Mountain grown.";
quote[242]="The most intelligent cars ever built.";
quote[243]="We document the world.";
quote[244]="Bayer works wonders.";
quote[245]="People expect the world of us.";
quote[246]="Tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.";
quote[247]="You'll wonder where the yellow went.";
quote[248]="Be a part of the next century.";
quote[249]="It's all business.";
quote[250]="An economy of words. A wealth of information.";
quote[251]="Escape the ordinary.";
quote[252]="The quicker picker-upper.";
quote[253]="Guinness is good for you.";
quote[254]="Come to Shell for answers.";
quote[255]="Make time for Time.";
quote[256]="Plastic makes it possible.";
quote[257]="Always Coca-Cola.";
quote[258]="You are what you watch.";
quote[259]="Treat him like a human. Feed him like a dog.";
quote[260]="I want you.";
quote[261]="It's worth more. Naturally.";
quote[262]="Better things for better living...through chemistry.";
quote[263]="Time is the art of the Swiss.";
quote[264]="You can be sure if it's Westinghouse.";
quote[265]="Now's the time for Jell-O.";
quote[266]="A little dab'll do ya.";
quote[267]="Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.";
quote[268]="It's incomparable!";
quote[269]="The safest brakes in the world.";
quote[270]="From contented cows.";
quote[271]="Run for the border.";
quote[272]="A computer for the rest of us.";
quote[273]="The most popular cruise line in the world.";
quote[274]="In touch with tomorrow.";
quote[275]="Where beer will never be.";
quote[276]="It's more than you expected.";
quote[277]="Simple. Genuine. Good.";
quote[278]="Moving at the speed of business.";
quote[279]="Do you Yahoo?";
quote[280]="How business does business on the Internet."
quote[281]="Go overboard!";
quote[282]="Go for the gusto.";
quote[283]="Bullish on America.";
quote[284]="Never had it. Never will.";
quote[285]="We report to you.";
quote[286]="Breakfast of champions.";
quote[287]="Good to the last drop.";
quote[288]="Where's the beef?";
quote[289]="Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.";
quote[290]="Plop plop, fizz fizz.";
quote[291]="A diamond is forever.";
quote[292]="They're G-r-r-r-eat!";
quote[293]="Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.";
quote[294]="Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.";
quote[295]="The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.";
quote[296]="Hey, Mikey, he likes It!";
quote[297]="Don't leave home without it.";
quote[298]="By Mennen!";
quote[299]="Don't be vague. Ask for Haig.";
quote[300]="When you got it, flaunt it.";
quote[301]="All the news that's fit to print.";
quote[302]="Let your fingers do the walking.";
quote[303]="It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.";
quote[304]="Have it your way.";
quote[305]="The Citi never sleeps.";
quote[306]="When it absoultely, positively has to be there overnight.";
quote[307]="Hand built by robots.";
quote[308]="When you care enough to send the very best.";
quote[309]="I think, therefore IBM.";
quote[310]="Grace. space. pace.";
quote[311]="Got milk?";
quote[312]="The quick picker upper.";
quote[313]="Capitalist tool.";
quote[314]="Beanz meanz Heinz.";
quote[315]="Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat.";
quote[316]="When it rains, it pours!";

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