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function get_random(maxNum)
{
  if (Math.random && Math.round)
  {
    var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random()*(maxNum-1));
    ranNum+=1;
    return ranNum;
  }
  else
  {
  today= new Date();
  hours= today.getHours();
  mins=  today.getMinutes();
  secn=  today.getSeconds();
  if (hours==19)
   hours=18;
  var ranNum= (((hours+1)*(mins+1)*secn)%maxNum)+1;
  return ranNum;
  }
}

function getaQuote()
{
 var maxQuotes=75;
 var whichQuote=get_random(maxQuotes);
 whichQuote--;

var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)
quote[0]="Better never than late.";
quote[1]="Absence makes the heart go wander.";
quote[2]="Nothing ventured, everything gained.";
quote[3]="Man makes the clothes.";
quote[4]="Contempt breeds familiarity.";
quote[5]="Rock the boat.";
quote[6]="Rob Paul to pay Peter.";
quote[7]="Out of mind. Out of sight.";
quote[8]="Bite off more than you can chew.";
quote[9]="Get your nose off the grindstone.";
quote[10]="Leap before you look.";
quote[11]="It's always too late to learn.";
quote[12]="Burn the candle at both ends.";
quote[13]="The grass is greener on this side.";
quote[14]="Judge a book by its cover.";
quote[15]="Many hands make a mess.";
quote[16]="Spoil the kid. Forget the rod.";
quote[17]="Two's a crowd. Three's company.";
quote[18]="Better sorry than safe.";
quote[19]="Never enough cooks.";
quote[20]="The earth shall inherit the meek.";
quote[21]="The early worm gets the bird.";
quote[22]="Build Rome in a day.";
quote[23]="Hide your light under a bushel.";
quote[24]="One head is better than two.";
quote[25]="Teach an old dog new tricks.";
quote[26]="Catch more flies with vinegar.";
quote[27]="Look a gift horse in the mouth.";
quote[28]="Believing is seeing.";
quote[29]="The sword is mightier than the pen.";
quote[30]="Tango alone.";
quote[31]="Company loves misery.";
quote[32]="She who hesitates, wins.";
quote[33]="Waste and want.";
quote[34]="Bark up the right tree.";
quote[35]="Put all your eggs in one basket.";
quote[36]="Late to bed, late to rise.";
quote[37]="Beggars can be choosers.";
quote[38]="Only gold glitters.";
quote[39]="Fool Mother Nature.";
quote[40]="Some days you don't learn anything.";
quote[41]="Leave some rocks unturned.";
quote[42]="Cry over spilt milk.";
quote[43]="It's better to receive than give.";
quote[44]="Where there's a will, there's no way.";
quote[45]="Talk is expensive.";
quote[46]="If the horse is thirsty, it'll drink.";
quote[47]="Run before you learn to walk.";
quote[48]="Pleasure before business.";
quote[49]="Some dogs have no days.";
quote[50]="If you don't succeed, try cheating.";
quote[51]="Be a choosey beggar.";
quote[52]="Put the cart before the horse.";
quote[53]="Put a chip on the old block.";
quote[54]="Be a block off the new chip.";
quote[55]="Conquer then divide.";
quote[56]="Think inside the box.";
quote[57]="A mind is a great thing to waste.";
quote[58]="Boat the rock.";
quote[59]="Give up!";
quote[60]="Seeing means doubting.";
quote[61]="No, we can't.";
quote[62]="Your brother is your keeper.";
quote[63]="Do unto others before they do it to you.";
quote[64]="A rolling stone gathers all the moss.";
quote[65]="Get something for nothing.";
quote[66]="Thank God it's Monday!";
quote[67]="Make it complex, stupid.";
quote[68]="You can never be to poor or fat.";
quote[69]="Money whispers.";
quote[70]="The meek inherit nothing.";
quote[71]="Make war not love.";
quote[72]="I'd rather be red than dead.";
quote[73]="Nothing's fair about love or war.";
quote[74]="The more the messier.";
quote[75]="Rain on the parade.";
document.write(quote[whichQuote]);

}

getaQuote();

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