<!--Name Prompts (c) Copyright 2000 Peter Lloyd-->
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function getaQuote()
{
 var maxQuotes=100;
 var whichQuote=get_random(maxQuotes);
 whichQuote--;

var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)
quote[0]="Make the name as bold as possible.";
quote[1]="Steal a name from another product category.";
quote[2]="What would your grandmother name it?";
quote[3]="Think like a grafitti artist.";
quote[4]="Poke fun at the product.";
quote[5]="Submit three names beginning with the letter F.";
quote[6]="Submit three names beginning with the letter Z.";
quote[7]="How about five names that start with the letter N?";
quote[8]="How about seven names starting with the letter B.";
quote[9]="Think of seven names beginning with the letter M.";
quote[10]="Think of three names that start with the letter Q.";
quote[11]="Give seven names beginning with the letter T.";
quote[12]="Submit five names beginning with the letter G.";
quote[13]="Give five names beginning with the letter S.";
quote[14]="Have you overlooked the obvious?";
quote[15]="What would Jim Carrey name this product?";
quote[16]="What would Madonna name this product?";
quote[17]="What would Lisa Simpson name this product?";
quote[18]="What would Ben Stiller name this product?";
quote[19]="What would Bill Gates name this product?";
quote[20]="What would Pochahotas name this product?";
quote[21]="Exaggerate the benefit.";
quote[22]="Downplay the benefit.";
quote[23]="Focus on the most tantalizing feature.";
quote[24]="Make the benefit sexier.";
quote[25]="Exploit the sexiness of this product.";
quote[26]="Exploit the pleasure this product gives.";
quote[27]="Exploit the convenience of the product.";
quote[28]="Make up a name with a clear meaning.";
quote[29]="Get a clear promise into an invented name.";
quote[30]="Get a clear promise into an real-word name.";
quote[31]="Think like a communist.";
quote[32]="Think like a Republican.";
quote[33]="Think like a Democrat.";
quote[34]="Think like a movie star.";
quote[35]="Think like a gangster.";
quote[36]="What kind of name would sound good in a rap song?";
quote[37]="What kind of name would sound good in a jingle?";
quote[38]="What kind of name would sound good in a high school fight song?";
quote[39]="Coddle the customer with a name.";
quote[40]="Bring dream images into your next name idea.";
quote[41]="Go to the top of a mountain for a name.";
quote[42]="Go to France for a name.";
quote[43]="Vist your Thesaurus.";
quote[44]="Pick a word at random from a newspaper headline and make it work.";
quote[45]="Evolve a pet name into a product name.";
quote[46]="Borrow a name from the ocean.";
quote[47]="Create a fresher name than your favoite, freshest thing.";
quote[48]="Create a bolder name than Big Red.";
quote[49]="Create a cooler name than ice.";
quote[50]="Create a juicier name than your favorite chewing gum.";
quote[51]="Create a tastier name than your favorite dessert.";
quote[52]="Create a brighter name than Einstein.";
quote[53]="Create a bolder name than Titan.";
quote[54]="Borrow a name from your past.";
quote[55]="Create a longer name than 'Gee, your hair smells teriffic.'";
quote[56]="Create a bigger name than Trident.";
quote[57]="Name it after the most amazing thing in nature.";
quote[58]="Submit three names beginning with the letter A.";
quote[59]="Submit three names beginning with the letter C.";
quote[60]="How about five names that start with the letter D?";
quote[61]="How about seven names starting with the letter E?";
quote[62]="Think of seven names beginning with the letter H.";
quote[63]="Think of three names that start with the letter I.";
quote[64]="Give seven names beginning with the letter J.";
quote[65]="Submit five names beginning with the letter K.";
quote[66]="Submit three names beginning with the letter O.";
quote[67]="Submit three names beginning with the letter P.";
quote[68]="How about five names that start with the letter R?";
quote[69]="How about seven names starting with the letter U.";
quote[70]="Think of seven names beginning with the letter V.";
quote[71]="Think of three names that start with the letter W.";
quote[72]="Give a name beginning with the letter X.";
quote[73]="Submit five names beginning with the letter Y.";
quote[74]="Give five names beginning with the letter S.";
quote[75]="Give five names beginning with the letter L.";
quote[76]="Go to Uganda for a name.";
quote[77]="Go to your neighborhood for a name.";
quote[78]="Go to school for a name.";
quote[79]="Go to the movies for a name.";
quote[80]="Go to Spain for a name.";
quote[81]="Go to the Dark Ages for a name.";
quote[82]="Go to Bolivia for a name.";
quote[83]="Go to Mexico for a name.";
quote[84]="Go to Canada for a name.";
quote[85]="Go to Japan for a name.";
quote[86]="Go to China for a name.";
quote[87]="Go to Russia for a name.";
quote[88]="Go to Iraq for a name.";
quote[89]="Go to Italy for a name.";
quote[90]="Go to Australia for a name.";
quote[91]="Go to Armenia for a name.";
quote[92]="Go to Greece for a name.";
quote[93]="Go to Hawaii for a name.";
quote[94]="Go to Alaska for a name.";
quote[95]="Go to Switzerland for a name.";
quote[96]="Go to outer space for a name.";
quote[97]="Go to the North Pole for a name.";
quote[98]="Go to Atlantis for a name.";
quote[99]="Go to sleep for a name.";
quote[100]="Go to the well for a name.";
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getaQuote();

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