<!-- Begin Job Force 1.1 (c) Copyright 2011 Peter Lloyd -->
<!--
function get_random(maxNum)
{
  if (Math.random && Math.round)
  {
    var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random()*(maxNum-1));
    ranNum+=1;
    return ranNum;
  }
  else
  {
  today= new Date();
  hours= today.getHours();
  mins=  today.getMinutes();
  secn=  today.getSeconds();
  if (hours==19)
   hours=18;
  var ranNum= (((hours+1)*(mins+1)*secn)%maxNum)+1;
  return ranNum;
  }
}

function getaQuote()
{
 var maxQuotes=93;
 var whichQuote=get_random(maxQuotes);
 whichQuote--;

var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)
quote[0]="entrepreneur";
quote[1]="grave digger";
quote[2]="exterminator";
quote[3]="rock star";
quote[4]="horror-story writer";
quote[5]="executive secretary";
quote[6]="prospector";
quote[7]="nuclear scientist";
quote[8]="big-city realtor";
quote[9]="fisherman";
quote[10]="publisher";
quote[11]="drug lord";
quote[12]="artist";
quote[13]="phone installer";
quote[14]="professor";
quote[15]="secret agent";
quote[16]="carpenter";
quote[17]="major league baseball player";
quote[18]="doctor";
quote[19]="elevator operator";
quote[20]="photographer";
quote[21]="ringmaster";
quote[22]="dog trainer";
quote[23]="playwright";
quote[24]="acrobat";
quote[25]="painter";
quote[26]="street sweeper";
quote[27]="sales rep";
quote[28]="disk jockey";
quote[29]="juggler";
quote[30]="prostitute";
quote[31]="talk show host";
quote[32]="zookeeper";
quote[33]="sanitation worker";
quote[34]="landlord";
quote[35]="news analyst";
quote[36]="farmer";
quote[37]="tailor";
quote[38]="taxi driver";
quote[39]="carpet layer";
quote[40]="circus clown";
quote[41]="reporter";
quote[42]="architect";
quote[43]="baker";
quote[44]="priest";
quote[45]="truck driver";
quote[46]="lamp lighter";
quote[47]="attorney";
quote[48]="construction worker";
quote[49]="homemaker";
quote[50]="mechanic";
quote[51]="refrigerator repairer";
quote[52]="soldier";
quote[53]="cowboy";
quote[54]="shop foreman";
quote[55]="window dresser";
quote[56]="receptionist";
quote[57]="nun";
quote[58]="factory worker";
quote[59]="musician";
quote[60]="traffic cop";
quote[61]="mountain climber";
quote[62]="smuggler";
quote[63]="dancer";
quote[64]="fire fighter";
quote[65]="electrician";
quote[66]="window washer";
quote[67]="hacker";
quote[68]="airline attendant";
quote[69]="rabbi";
quote[70]="singer";
quote[71]="police officer";
quote[72]="pirate";
quote[73]="conductor";
quote[74]="politician";
quote[75]="bounty hunter";
quote[76]="hijacker";
quote[77]="plumber";
quote[78]="mortician";
quote[79]="daycare worker";
quote[80]="chemist";
quote[81]="violinist";
quote[82]="choirmaster";
quote[83]="drug dealer";
quote[84]="dictator";
quote[85]="nurse";
quote[86]="senator";
quote[87]="elephant trainer";
quote[88]="babysitter";
quote[89]="composer";
quote[90]="paramedic";
quote[91]="flutist";
quote[92]="pilot";
quote[93]="paper hanger";

document.write(quote[whichQuote]);

}

getaQuote();

//-->