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Doh!
—Homer
Simpson,
The
Simpsons
No, I was born in disfavor, a stepchild of life; and I was
pursued, hunted, in a word, cursed.
—Stranger,
The Road to Damascus,
August Strindberg
Evidence of goofiness is easily found;
the more you dig into yourself, the more you turn up.
—The Detective, The Dain Curse, Dashiell Hammett, Ch. 19, "The Degenerate"
Every problem becomes very childish when once it is explained to you.
—Sherlock Holmes,
"The
Adventure of the Dancing Men,"
Arthur Conan Doyle
There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.
—Ishmael,
Moby Dick,
Herman Melville
What a joke life is, if you take it seriously,
—Stranger,
The Road to Damascus, Act III, scene iii,
August Strindberg
I am very ignorant, sir, but I am contented with my ignorance...
—Cacambo,
Candide,
Chapter 18,
Voltaire
What the head brands as shameful may appear as sheer
beauty to the heart.
—Dmitry Fyodorovich Karamazov, The Brothers Karamazov, Part One,
Book III, Chapter 3
Do not build my Kingdom on lies.
—Yeshua,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
If you can touch the clocks and never start them, then you can start the
clocks and never touch them. That's logic, as I know and use it.
—The Golux,
The Thirteen Clocks,
James Thurber
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain
—Scarecrow,
The Wizard of Oz
Somebody help Brutus with his blind faith in all things printed.
—Octavia,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Reason is the lie, the balm we apply.
—Mack Malloy,
Pleading Guilty Scott Turow
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You'll believe in more than
that before I'm finished with you.
—Wicked Witch of the West,
The Wizard of Oz
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
—Hobbs,
Calvin and Hobbes
The math says yes, but the mind boggles.
—Zachaias,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Oh, Kitty, how nice it would be
if we could only get through into Looking Glass House! I'm sure it's got, oh! such beautiful things in it!
—Alice,
Through the Looking Glass,
Lewis Carroll
There is a concatenation of all events in the best of possible worlds;
for, in short, had you not been kicked out of a fine castle for the love of
Miss Cunegund; had you not been put into the Inquisition; had you not
traveled over America on foot; had you not run the Baron through the body;
and had you not lost all your sheep, which you brought from the good country
of El Dorado, you would not have been here to eat preserved citrons and
pistachio nuts.
—Pangloss,
Candide,
Chapter 30,
Voltaire
I'm seeking death without the need to die.
—Stranger,
The Road to Damascus,
August Strindberg
Imagine what would happen if, instead of attacking our enemies, we met
them with the same respect we give the people we love.
—Cela,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Figure it out. Work a lifetime to pay off a
house.
You finally own it and there's no one to live in it.
—Willy Loman,
Death of a Salesman,
Arthur Miller
You began life by accepting everything, then went on to denying
everything on principle. Now end your life by comprehending.
—Melcher,
The Road to Damascus, Act IV, scene ii,
August Strindberg
A fire drill does not demand a fire.
—Bart Simpson,
The
Simpsons
All you can do is lose your temper
When reason-hungry mortals ask for reasons.
—Job's wife,
"A Masque of Reason"
Robert Frost
Make sure you're right, then go ahead.
—Davy Crockett
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We’re going to use the enthusiasm of the people to open the doors of the
Temple.
—Yeshua,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.
—Poor Richard,
Poor Richard's Almanac,
Benjamin Franklin
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else—and it hasn't—it's
that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and
foxy boxing and such and such.
—Homer
Simpson,
The
Simpsons
Try? There is not try. There is only do or not do.
—Yoda
We are the dreamers of dreams.
—Willy Wonka,
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Leslie Bricusse
Contrariwise... If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would
be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
—Tweedledee
Through the Looking Glass,
Lewis Carroll
To love is an active verb and woman's a passive noun.
—Stranger,
The Road to Damascus, Act III, scene iii,
August Strindberg
Thinking's a dizzy business, a matter of catching as many of those
foggy as you can and fitting the together the best you can.
—The Detective, The Dain Curse, Dashiell Hammett, Ch.
19, "The Degenerate"
Go—not knowing where.
Bring—not knowing what.
The path is long, the way unknown.
—Russian Fairy Tale
There are only two sources of human vice—idleness and
superstition, and only two virtues—activity and
intelligence.
—Prince Nicholas Andreevich,
War and Peace,
Lev Tolstoy
Your faith is only in your words, Simon.
—Mayam,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
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Everything we see and hear and smell and touch is temporary. In a
sense, it’s just an illusion. All of it. None of it will last forever. And
none of it has to be the way it is. This is important to keep in mind,
especially for someone like you, so passionate about fixing things that
can’t be fixed.
—Barth,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Music is none of my
business.
—Marge Simpson,
The
Simpsons
People who don't need a lock are lucky, aren't they?
—Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov, Crime and Punishment,
Part IV, Chapter 4, Fyodor Dostoyevski
Man’s natural state is to be happy and productive. I want
to capture and direct that natural force, Flavius. It’s the most powerful
force on earth.
—Tiberius,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Pay no attention to that man
behind the curtain.
—Wizard of Oz,
The Wizard of Oz
Coercion is the least efficient means of obtaining order.
—Shevek, The Dispossed: An Ambiguous Utopia,
Ursula K. Le Guin, 1974
I do nothing that a man of unlimited funds, superb physical endurance,
and maximum scientific knowledge could not do.
—Batman
There is a wisdom that is woe;
but there is a woe that is madness.
—Ishmael,
Moby Dick,
Herman Melville
People may be moved by words and ideas, but it takes example to make them
follow.
—Yeshua,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Oh, I takes dat gospel
Whenever it's pos'ble,
But wid a grain of salt.
—Sportin' Life,
Porgy and Bess,
Ira
Gershwin and
Dorothy Heyward
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There is nothing certain, nothing at all except the unimportance of everything I
understand, and the greatness of something incomprehensible but all-important.
—Prince Andrew Bolkonski,
War and Peace,
Lev
Tolstoy
What would Juve do?
—Tomas,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
Yabba-dabba-do!
—Fred Flintstone
All perverted men are admirers of women.
—Lady,
The Road to Damascus,
August Strindberg
I’ve killed men in my sleep. Why am I worried about what this woman
thinks?
—Juve Carr,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
—Dorothy,
The Wizard of Oz
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as
a means of transportation.
—Satish Kuman,
The Life of Pi,
Yann Martel
Drive thy business, let not that drive thee.
—Poor Richard
Poor Richard's Almanac,
Benjamin Franklin
The outcome of successful planning always looks like luck to saps.
—The Detective, The Dain Curse, Dashiell Hammett, Ch.
20, "The House in the Cove"
You must let yourself be fooled, more or less, to live at all.
—Lady,
The Road to Damascus,
August Strindberg
Well, it doesn’t matter where you’re from. It’s where you’re going that
counts.
—Mayam,
The Lion's Way,
Marco Marsan and
Peter Lloyd
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