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Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

No, I was born in disfavor, a stepchild of life; and I was pursued, hunted, in a word, cursed.
—Stranger, The Road to Damascus, August Strindberg

Evidence of goofiness is easily found; the more you dig into yourself, the more you turn up.
—The Detective, The Dain Curse, Dashiell Hammett, Ch. 19, "The Degenerate"

Every problem becomes very childish when once it is explained to you.
Sherlock Holmes, "The Adventure of the Dancing Men," Arthur Conan Doyle

There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.
Ishmael, Moby Dick, Herman Melville

What a joke life is, if you take it seriously,
—Stranger, The Road to Damascus, Act III, scene iii, August Strindberg

I am very ignorant, sir, but I am contented with my ignorance...
—Cacambo, Candide, Chapter 18, Voltaire

What the head brands as shameful may appear as sheer beauty to the heart.
—Dmitry Fyodorovich Karamazov, The Brothers Karamazov, Part One, Book III, Chapter 3

Do not build my Kingdom on lies.
Yeshua, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

If you can touch the clocks and never start them, then you can start the clocks and never touch them. That's logic, as I know and use it.
The Golux, The Thirteen Clocks, James Thurber

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain
Scarecrow, The Wizard of Oz

Somebody help Brutus with his blind faith in all things printed.
Octavia, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Reason
is the lie, the balm we apply.
Mack Malloy, Pleading Guilty Scott Turow


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You'll believe in more than that before I'm finished with you.
Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Hobbs, Calvin and Hobbes

The math says yes, but the mind boggles.
—Zachaias, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Oh, Kitty, how nice it would be if we could only get through into Looking Glass House! I'm sure it's got, oh! such beautiful things in it!
Alice, Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll

There is a concatenation of all events in the best of possible worlds; for, in short, had you not been kicked out of a fine castle for the love of Miss Cunegund; had you not been put into the Inquisition; had you not traveled over America on foot; had you not run the Baron through the body; and had you not lost all your sheep, which you brought from the good country of El Dorado, you would not have been here to eat preserved citrons and pistachio nuts.
—Pangloss, Candide, Chapter 30, Voltaire

I'm seeking death without the need to die.
—Stranger, The Road to Damascus, August Strindberg

Imagine what would happen if, instead of attacking our enemies, we met them with the same respect we give the people we love.
—Cela, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Figure it out. Work a lifetime to pay off a house. You finally own it and there's no one to live in it.
Willy Loman, Death of a Salesman, Arthur Miller

You began life by accepting everything, then went on to denying everything on principle. Now end your life by comprehending.
—Melcher, The Road to Damascus, Act IV, scene ii, August Strindberg

A fire drill does not demand a fire.
Bart Simpson, The Simpsons

All you can do is lose your temper 
When reason-hungry mortals ask for reasons.
Job's wife, "A Masque of Reason" Robert Frost 

Make sure you're right, then go ahead.
Davy Crockett
 


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We’re going to use the enthusiasm of the people to open the doors of the Temple.
Yeshua, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.
Poor Richard, Poor Richard's Almanac, Benjamin Franklin

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing elseand it hasn'tit's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Try? There is not try. There is only do or not do.
Yoda

We are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Leslie Bricusse

Contrariwise... If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
Tweedledee
Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll

To love is an active verb and woman's a passive noun.
—Stranger, The Road to Damascus, Act III, scene iii, August Strindberg

Thinking's a dizzy business, a matter of catching as many of those foggy as you can and fitting the together the best you can.
—The Detective, The Dain Curse, Dashiell Hammett, Ch. 19, "The Degenerate"

Gonot knowing where. Bringnot knowing what. The path is long, the way unknown.
Russian Fairy Tale

There are only two sources of human viceidleness and superstition, and only two virtuesactivity and intelligence.
Prince Nicholas Andreevich, War and Peace, Lev Tolstoy

Your faith is only in your words, Simon.
—Mayam, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd


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Everything we see and hear and smell and touch is temporary. In a sense, it’s just an illusion. All of it. None of it will last forever. And none of it has to be the way it is. This is important to keep in mind, especially for someone like you, so passionate about fixing things that can’t be fixed.
—Barth, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Music is none of my business.
Marge Simpson, The Simpsons

People who don't need a lock are lucky, aren't they?
—Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov, Crime and Punishment, Part IV, Chapter 4, Fyodor Dostoyevski

Man’s natural state is to be happy and productive. I want to capture and direct that natural force, Flavius. It’s the most powerful force on earth.
—Tiberius, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
Wizard of Oz, The Wizard of Oz

Coercion is the least efficient means of obtaining order.
Shevek, The Dispossed: An Ambiguous Utopia, Ursula K. Le Guin, 1974

I do nothing that a man of unlimited funds, superb physical endurance, and maximum scientific knowledge could not do.
Batman

There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.
Ishmael, Moby Dick, Herman Melville

People may be moved by words and ideas, but it takes example to make them follow.
—Yeshua, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Oh, I takes dat gospel
Whenever it's pos'ble,
But wid a grain of salt.
—Sportin' Life, Porgy and Bess, Ira Gershwin and Dorothy Heyward


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There is nothing certain, nothing at all except the unimportance of everything I understand, and the greatness of something incomprehensible but all-important.
Prince Andrew Bolkonski, War and Peace, Lev Tolstoy

What would Juve do?
—Tomas, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

Yabba-dabba-do!
Fred Flintstone

All perverted men are admirers of women.
—Lady, The Road to Damascus, August Strindberg

I’ve killed men in my sleep. Why am I worried about what this woman thinks?
Juve Carr, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd

There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz

To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
—Satish Kuman, The Life of Pi, Yann Martel

Drive thy business, let not that drive thee.
Poor Richard
Poor Richard's Almanac, Benjamin Franklin

The outcome of successful planning always looks like luck to saps.
—The Detective, The Dain Curse, Dashiell Hammett, Ch. 20, "The House in the Cove"

You must let yourself be fooled, more or less, to live at all.
—Lady, The Road to Damascus, August Strindberg

Well, it doesn’t matter where you’re from. It’s where you’re going that counts.
—Mayam, The Lion's Way, Marco Marsan and Peter Lloyd


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