Word |
Definition |
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Contributor |
| anoud |
adj. someone who is both Annoyed and Loud. |
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Aaron Wengdal |
| aparthrak |
n.
a hideous political system developed in Iraq in the 2020s in which various
nationalities and religious groupings were kept apart by means of
electrified razor wire and UN indifference |
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toby33 |
| aphauding |
n. the sound of one hand clapping |
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Chris Raile |
| aprim |
n. what proper, well-mannered cooks wear. |
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Hal Portner |
| ardach |
n. pain in muscles used to lift aardvarks. |
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Teresa Lane |
| asquivamence |
n. the ratio at which droplets of nectar are calculated as they fall off of a bee or hummingbird during flight. |
|
jane rouse |
| apsascript |
n. a method of written communication utilizing warm urine and snowfall |
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Carlos Moreno |
| aspranthropime |
n. a type of artificial sweetener similar to asparatime |
|
Peter Stewart |
| astrabore |
n. one of those excited, self-congratulatory
NASA scientists who go on and on about some new discovery or project at a
dreary press conference attended by journalists who are dreaming about a
position on the foreign desk |
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toby33 |
| athisentence |
n. sentence with atheistic content |
|
Carlos Moreno |
| bambage |
n. the deer-holding area of Noah's Ark |
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Katie A. |
| bellion |
n. the historically original, first recorded act of civil insurrection, after which all others are therefore attributed as merely "re-bellions" |
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Lynette Watters |
| bloffing |
pretending to write a blog |
|
kip |
| brib |
n. a small, frankly inadequate bribe. |
|
Prince Lazy I |
| briction |
n. the language of brick layers |
|
Wendie Norman |
| chimasm |
n. the distance between Chicago and Miami |
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Anthony Mendez |
| civastary |
n. the far-off, dazed look displayed by jurors in interminable civil suit trials. |
|
Susan Kirby |
| claph |
measurement of politician-exuded nonsense
per minute |
|
owlet |
| clood |
n. a dozen clouds (1 clood = 6 cloids, 10 cloids = 4 bushels) |
|
Katie A. |
| criberal |
adj. social system where crime is seen under a very liberal light |
|
Carlos Moreno |
| divaach |
v. to inadvertantly divide something unequally, as in I'm sorry I divaached the pie, but I'll take the smaller piece. |
|
Margot Lewin |
| drabic |
adj. 1. of, or as in acting like Dr. Dra. 2. A vocal quality often in a drab-like monotone, made famous by Ben Stein (USA). |
|
ja9_hopkins |
| dresedasm |
n. that certain moment when you cannot find anything you want to wear for the day. |
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Kaija |
| drolumn |
n. a weekly column in a newspaper no one reads written by a celebrity no one has heard of. (from "drôle" and "column") |
|
Vienna Hunter |
| ecerectity |
n. the invigorating effect a passing young woman has on otherwise almost apathetic, old men. |
|
Peter Vollset |
| ecupack |
n. items that fit into a container before that no longer fit after they are removed. I somehow got all of my clothes into my suitcase before we came to Florida; now I've got six pieces of ecupack! |
|
Chris Raile |
| ekworm |
n. feeling of disgust produced by an encounter with some sort of annelid |
|
Miguel Villaverde |
| ellobiblace |
n. the act of decorating the page in a book that is intentionally left blank. |
|
Ian |
| emasm |
n. emotional orgasm; an orgasm caused by emotional high rather than sexual stimulation. |
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Paul McCord |
| emor |
n. passionate feelings for someone you correspond with online but have never actually met in person |
|
Philip Welsh |
| eparmal |
adj. being without cured ham |
|
birq |
| epluné |
n. the experience of sea spray while sailing |
|
C S Martin |
| equophony |
n. the noise produced from a gathering of horses |
|
Chris Raile |
| equurate |
v. to establish the value of a horse |
|
Miguel Villaverde |
| escopot |
A person who uses cannabis to escape from reality |
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Jenjen NZ |
| espontiment |
n. (landscaping) the process of shaping and esplanade |
|
Aaron Agassi |
| etoport |
v. to transition a process into the European theater of operations |
|
Aaron Agassi |
| evopolit |
n. genre of literature about politically sensitive evolutionary issues |
|
Jon Harcharek |
| fapita |
n. a fajita made with pita bread |
|
Paul McCord |
| forricide |
n. what happens when a city begins to expand |
|
mollie luna |
| fratental |
adj. overly concerned with the affairs of one's sibling |
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Mike Pearl |
| freesize |
pejorative term meaning "you get what you pay for" |
|
Paul McCord |
| fruvenism |
n.a conservative movement started in Germany the late 1930's by the Far Right Uber Virgins (Fruves) who decreed that sex in all forms was beneath their "Uber race" status. They were unsuccessful in propagating their own kind and died out within a generation. |
|
Ismail |
| gemblime |
n. the mental state rendered after receiving
a really, really big engagement ring |
|
Andy Hallyburton |
| glidant |
adj. slippery when wet or icy |
|
Jim V. |
| glousence |
n. the sense of presence of something sweet and sticky |
|
Aaron Agassi |
| gnogify |
v. to amplify knowledge in a particular
subject |
|
Karyn |
| gropensack |
n. an area used exclusively for group sex |
|
Brad |
| grophilate |
v. to render oneself indistinguishable from
another person by reason of proximity, usually during an act of affection. |
|
Mike Pearl |
| guction |
n. the process of sucking the insides of an
egg through a straw. |
|
Aaron Wengdal |
| iconymity |
n. the state a famous person enters when they disappear from the public eye (e.g. Marlon Brando) |
|
Chris Raile |
| ifition |
the unenviable state of never being sure |
|
Andy Hallyburton |
| iraphic |
n. anger-like responses to non-human intelligence not motivated by anger as we understand it |
|
Aaron Agassi |
| islitestis |
n. a medical condition in which both male
gonads are isolated in one side of the scrotum. Usually treated by a
topical analgesic. |
|
Iamail |
| isnoplurate |
v. to convert a plural word into its singular form |
|
Miguel Villaverde |
| ium |
n. the smallest particle of a non-existent object |
|
Katie A. |
| knithrify |
v. to encase a person of noble standing in
armor |
|
Bagelturf |
| knophotence |
n. an objects capacity to be knocked on. A door has a high knophotence rating. |
|
scragz |
| llapital |
The legendary home of llamas like Atlantis |
|
Warren Wilson |
| lobicide |
n. the act of piercing ones earlobe excessively |
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| mnempe |
n. the Greek god of mispronunciation |
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larker |
| munt |
n. baby mutton |
|
Katie A. |
| neter |
n. device for measuring the novelty inherent in a system |
|
Philip Welsh |
| obvlexi |
adj. full of root words and complex derivations |
|
Jason Friedlander |
| oceoli |
n. correct nomenclature for the proverbial drop in the ocean |
|
John D. Koss |
| oclatain |
n. a large explosion of sound |
|
peter |
| oknumptily |
a nonsense reply of agreement (word origin: Ned Flanders) |
|
Paul McCord |
| okospé |
n. very stormy weather |
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Gema C |
| omivatime |
n. the transitional period between putting on disposable hospital gown for the nurse, and the doctor's actual arrival. Usually spent sitting on examining table, swinging legs, reading educational posters and trying not to think about all the varieties cancer comes in. |
|
Philip Welsh |
| oop |
n. odorless feces |
|
Anthony Mendez |
| osrapho |
n. sexual relations with or among Seraphim |
|
Aaron Agassi |
| ovid |
adj. something shaped like a dead Greek poet |
|
Melissa |
| ovoovage |
n. the sort of ovulation which immediately
precedes sextuplets |
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Melissa |
| phooves |
n. Soft padded slippers for horses |
|
Andy |
| psilance |
n. amazing ability to remove boils from others who may not even be present using only the mind. |
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BANANATUDE |
| quact |
n. the process of not being healed by alternative medicine. |
|
Chunky Discharge |
| schraspectate |
n. the unholy, ground glass-based cousin of
Kaopectate |
|
Melissa |
| shloocing |
driving quickly over puddles in order to soak
pedestrians |
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tintin |
| shlithicide |
n. euthanasia as applied to reptiles. |
|
Ronald James Burk |
| skiev |
n. a popular Russian tourist event. |
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BANANATUDE |
| slambur |
n. the state of unconsciousness brought upon by getting your head knocked roughly against a solid object. |
|
Richard R. Ramey, Jr. |
| slingosm |
n. the viscous trail of airborne liquid
resulting from the "slinging" of same liquid from a container in an
arc-like manner. |
|
Michael G. NY |
| sleutence |
n. the degree of resistance generated when
traversing water, mud or other viscous bodies |
|
Therron Ricks of Salt Lake City, UT |
| slurti |
adj. only kind of slutty |
|
Katie A. |
| smovid |
n. one who drunkenly mumbles love poetry |
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Adrian Mars |
| snaptize |
v. to baptize quickly by over-the-top evangelists |
|
J. Edward Cooper |
| snivat |
n. a person of undesirable character |
|
Karli Larson |
| soson |
n. elementary mediocrity particle. |
|
Ronald James Burk |
| spatent |
n. a patent specifically designed to render
another invention or system useless. |
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SlicelikeaninJa |
| sprisentack |
n. the strategic art of seed and surprise |
|
Charles Albano |
| spithetic |
adj. unable to spit more a couple feet in front of you |
|
Cheesehead Dave |
| squaregasm |
n. it sometimes happens when your parents
have sex |
|
kip |
| stoponi |
n. a command given to an equine animal requesting it to come to rest |
|
Chris Raile |
| struthurt |
n. an injury caused from walking to fast. |
|
J.S.Love |
| swiveré |
n. that quality found in a beautiful young woman that turns heads |
|
Kip |
| throvok |
n. muscle cramp caused by yawning and looking down simultaneously |
|
Sean McCann |
| tisequnial |
adj. the reflection of dawn's light cascading down upon a rock pool |
|
Shianra Sian |
| tostive |
adj. wanting to give credit to someone |
|
C S Martin |
| twerectify |
v. to correct an erection twice |
|
Carlos Moreno |
| twitible |
adj. able to be turned into a complete twit (primarily a British condition) |
|
Wesley Sparks |
| twitate |
(twy-tate): v. to stick a wet finger in an
orifice and wiggle it in circles. Ex. "He wanted to kiss her but he chose
to twitate her ear instead." |
|
Holly Tuten |
| uklesponsity |
n. a non verbal understanding between two people, usually lasting a few moments |
|
Ryan Werdon |
| unopt |
v. to change one's mind after making a choice |
|
Jim V. |
| usegise |
n. the disguise one normally uses |
|
Carlos Moreno |
| Uslaim |
n. an obscure sect of Muslim Gnostics |
|
Aaron Agassi |
| utecess |
n. a successful uterus surgery |
|
Carlos Moreno |
| utraparide |
n. a medical procedure to smooth the scales of reptiles |
|
Ryan Werdon |
| uvophotime |
n. the cosmic egg that was the universe before the big bang |
|
Jaime Beleta |
| uzair |
n. air that has already been used |
|
peter |
| vaprivize |
n. a fanciful idea that you continually
change to suit the person you're speaking with. |
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Ian |
watend
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attending a wedding, drinking many drinks,
eating much food, then leaving with your gift and giving it to a wino on
the street, then laughing all the way home even if you take a flight |
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ivdunit |
| wherectary |
n. the central location of all GPS locators |
|
Charles Albano |
| whobiblist |
n. experts who compile biographies |
|
Charles Albano |
| whoport |
n. a door which calls out people's names as they walk through |
|
Dave |
| wrisirt |
n. mumbled complaint after too much typing |
|
Hal Portner |
| wurrive |
v. to be on time but worry about being late |
|
Johanna Maulawin |
| wychy |
adj. describes teachers who insist on adding a sing-song "and sometimes Y and W" to the list of vowels |
|
J. Edward Cooper |
| xauxé |
n. the Mayan god of pan-frying |
|
Philip Welsh |
| xon |
n. a Chinese gas station |
|
mo |
| yapyrist |
(yaap-ur-ist): n. a person who interprets
the needs of small, lap dogs. |
|
Holly Tuten |
| yircenty |
adv. n. Something that has happened within the last 365 days. I have been tested for venereal disease yircenty. |
|
BANANATUDE |
| yoorté |
n. a South American plant used in local folk medicine to treat hangnails |
|
Chris Raile |
| youqicide |
n. killing someone who is in
front of you in a queue |
|
Neil Harper |
| zentence |
n. An elegant sentence intuitively composed. |
|
Glenn Gatlin |
| zoinkburp |
n. when a robot belches or passes wind |
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John Maxwell |
